An 46 Old Man's Birthday

A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday.when he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do i look. he replied 26 , the man said thanks but im 46. he then went to a butcher's shop asked the same question, the butcher said 29 the old man said thanks but im 46, he then went and asked a old women how old do i look, she said im 88yrs old and have a bad eyesight but i can tell how old someone is by putting my hand down their trousers for 15 minutes. the man accepted and let her have a feel . 15 minutes later she took her hand out and said your 46 , the man said thats amazing ho did you know, she replied i was behind you in the butcher's shop .