One Gentlemen In Switzerland

Ek Navyuvak ne switzerland se apne kanjus sasur ke liye ek coat bheja,jiski kimat 500 rupee thi.Parantu kahin uski phijulkharchi se sasur naraj na ho jaye usne coat ki kimat kam likhi yani 100 rupee.Kuch din bad damad ko telegram mila- Do darjan coat aur bhej do maine us coat ko yehan 200 rupee me bech diya.

Kavi Sammelan

Kabi sammelan me ek kabi mahasay apni kavita suna rahe the aur stage ke neeche ek sahab apne hath me danda liye teji se tehal rahe the aakhir kabi mahasay se na reha gaya aur wah bol uthe - Bas Jnab ! Yeh antim puncti sunakar baith reha hun.


Wah sahab turant bole:'Nahi sahab aap to hamare mehman hai aap to apni kavita sauk se sunaiye main to us vyakti ko doondh reha hun jisne apko bulaya hai.

Rahgir And Beggar

Rahgir - Tum Bheekh kyun mangte ho? Yeh bura kam hai

Bhikhari -Kya apne kabhi bheekh mangi hai?

Rahgir -Nahi

Rahgir- Phir yeh bataye ki apko kaise malum hua ki yeh bura kam hai

A Thief and Cop

Ek Chor tejji se dorta hua galli ke mor par khare sipahi se tkra gya,sipahi ne ushe datte hue kahan - Kaun ho?

Pehle to chor ghabraya phir bhagte huai bola - Chor


Sipahi usse bhagte dekh hanskar bola-Ajeeb pagal aadmi hai Police se majak karta hai.

Santa and Doctor love same girl

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??

Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

An 46 Old Man's Birthday

A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday.when he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do i look. he replied 26 , the man said thanks but im 46. he then went to a butcher's shop asked the same question, the butcher said 29 the old man said thanks but im 46, he then went and asked a old women how old do i look, she said im 88yrs old and have a bad eyesight but i can tell how old someone is by putting my hand down their trousers for 15 minutes. the man accepted and let her have a feel . 15 minutes later she took her hand out and said your 46 , the man said thats amazing ho did you know, she replied i was behind you in the butcher's shop .