Adhyapak & His Disciples

Aadhyapak : Duniya goalhai ke tin example do.

Vidhyarthi: Mera pita bhi yehi kahte hai,ma bhi yahi kahte hai, Aur Aap bhi yahi kah
rahe hain..........

Mother & Child

Child :- Hi I am an owl.

Mother :-You dont look like a happy owl.

Child :-Hope I'm not

May be some lunch would help.

Child:- I dont it. I dont like mice.

Mother:- This is a soup.

Child :- Is it Mouse soup?
I dont like Mice.

I weard you.Its tomato.

Conversation B/W Ram & Mohan

Ram : Hame Aisa Neta Chahiye
Jo Hame 21 Sadi Me Le Jaye

Mohan : Jabki Hamare Neta To Hamesha 17 Sadi Ki Masjid,2000 Sal Purane Pul
Aur Ram Rajya Ki Hi Bat Karte Rahte Hain.


Mohan ( again) : Samaj Me Nahin Aata Chunao Ke Liye Kahan Se Khade Ho Rahe Hain
Mohanejodaro Se Kya ?...................

A Sampadak & Lekhika

Sampadak :- Apki kahani to achchi hai,lekin apki likhawat nahi padhi jati,apne ishe type kyon nahin kar liya.

Lekhika:- Agar maine type karna janti, to kahani kar nahin hoti,kya main typist na hoti?..................

A Conversation B/W Journalists & Actor

Journalists :- Aap Rajniti me kyon aana chahte hai .

Actor :- Shayad filmo me mere doobte hue carrier ko isse faida .

Journalists:- Lekin ab filmo me kyon koshish kar rahe hain.

Actor :- Kya Pata iski wajah se mujhe agle chunao me ticket mil jaye

Three Friends Conversation

3 Dost Hote Hai
Billu ,Kallu And Ullu

Billu : 8th me padh raha hai

Kallu : 9th me padh reha hai

Ullu: sms padh reha hai