Sahab Aur Unke Aache Mitra

Ek Sahab apne ek mitra ko berang patra dwara kewal apni khairiyat bheja karte the.Ekbar uske dost ne uske pas ishi prakar ka ek bara sa parcel bheja kholne par pata chala ki usme ek bhut bada patthar rakha hai .Jis par ek kagaj chipka tha aur us par likha tha - Tumhari kharriyat pakar mere manse itna bada bhoj utar gaya.

Do Sharabi In Bus

Do Sharabi nashe me duth ek bus me chadh gaye.Ek ki najar pass khare ek vardidhari par pari-Unme se ek uski teraf kiraye ke paise badhakar ticket namngne laga. Vardidhari ne uttar diya,"maf kijiye main yeh akm nahin kar sakta,main navy me musafir hu n.

Mang Me Sindur

"Tum apni mang me hare rang ka sindur kyun lagati ho.Vivahit istriya to apni mang lal sindur se bharti hai?"

"Mere pati railway me engine driver hai,Jab main lal sindur lagati hun to wah mujhe dekhkar ruk jate hai.Isliye main hara sindur lagati huntaki wah mujhe dekh ke aage bad aaye."

A Sahab And His Child

Ek sahab cycle par ja rahe the. Cycle ke peeche unka bachcha ro reha tha.Unko rota dekh kar rahgir ne un sahab ko keha - Kamal hai,Aapka bachcha ro reha hai aur aap bedharak chale ja rahe hai.


Cycle sawar ne kahan-Bachche ko jabardasti rulaya gya hai kyunki cycle me ghanti nahin hai.

A Motorcycle Accident

Yeh hath me patti kaise bandhi hai?

Motor accident ho gya tha.

Ushi me yeh chot lagi.

Nahin to mujhe kharoach bhi nahi lagi-Parantu ek rahgir ko dhakka lag gya tha.
Rahgir ko dhakka lag gya tha.

Phir yeh pattiya kaisi hain.

Kal wah rahgir rashte me mil gya tha.